var msgArr = new Array(); msgArr[0] = '"Every artist was first an amateur."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson'; msgArr[1] = '"The more a man knows, the more he forgives."

~Catherine the Great'; msgArr[2] = '"A loving heart is the truest wisdom."

~Charles Dickens'; msgArr[3] = '"When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us."

~Helen Keller'; msgArr[4] = '"In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet."

~Albert Schweitzer'; msgArr[5] = '"I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than attempting to satisfy them."

~John Stuart Mills'; msgArr[6] = '"There is more to life than increasing its speed."

~Mahatma Ghandi'; msgArr[7] = '"You have enemies? Good. That means you\'ve stood up for something, sometime in your life"

~Winston Churchill'; msgArr[8] = '"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."

~Mahatma Ghandi'; msgArr[9] = '"There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because his conscience tells him it is right...."

~Martin Luther'; msgArr[10] = '"It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness."

~Chinese Proverb'; msgArr[11] = '"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

~Albert Einstein'; msgArr[12] = '"Insomnia is my greatest inspiration."

~John Stewart'; msgArr[13] = '"If you don\'t know where you are going, you\'ll end up some place else."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[14] = '"You cannot step twice into the same river, for other waters are continually flowing on."

~Heraclitus'; msgArr[15] = '"Happiness does not depend on outward things, but on the way we see them."

~Leo Tolstoy'; msgArr[16] = '"The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them."

~Bernard M. Baruch'; msgArr[17] = '"The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at a time."

~Richard Cech'; msgArr[18] = '"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

~Albert Einstein'; msgArr[19] = '"Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson'; msgArr[20] = '"Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult."

~Hypocrites'; msgArr[21] = '"The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live."

~Elbert Hubbard'; msgArr[22] = '"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

~Mark Twain'; msgArr[23] = '"The most precious gift we can offer others is our presence. When mindfulness embraces those we love, they will bloom like flowers."

~Thich Nhat Hanh'; msgArr[24] = '"The miracle is not to walk on water. The miracle is to walk on the green earth, dwelling deeply in the present moment and feeling truly alive."

~Thich Nhat Hanh quote'; msgArr[25] = '"The practice of peace and reconciliation is one of the most vital and artistic of human actions."

~Thich Nhat Hanh quotation'; msgArr[26] = '"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much"

~Oscar Wilde'; msgArr[27] = '"I am not young enough to know everything"

~Oscar Wilde'; msgArr[28] = '"I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom."

~Bob Dylan'; msgArr[29] = '"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."

~Dwight D. Eisenhower'; msgArr[30] = '"People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar."

~Thich Nhat Hanh quotation'; msgArr[31] = '"In the end, it\'s not the years in your life that count. It\'s the life in your years."

~Abraham Lincoln'; msgArr[32] = '"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. "

~Thomas Jefferson'; msgArr[33] = '"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

~Abraham Lincoln'; msgArr[34] = '"Just as war is freedom\'s cost, disagreement is freedom\'s privilege."

~Bill Clinton'; msgArr[35] = '"It is good to realize that if love and peace can prevail on earth, and if we can teach our children to honor nature\'s gifts, the joys and beauties of the outdoors will be here forever. "

~Jimmy Carter'; msgArr[36] = '"The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything."

~Theodore Roosevelt'; msgArr[37] = '"Always be sincere, even if you don\'t mean it."

~Harry S Truman'; msgArr[38] = '"The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, it\'s usually lousy."

~Dwight D. Eisenhower'; msgArr[39] = '"They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong."

~Ronald Reagan'; msgArr[40] = '"Take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly, and try another. But by all means, try something."

~Franklin D. Roosevelt'; msgArr[41] = '"Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don\'t pray when it rains if you don\'t pray when the sun shines."

~Richard Milhous Nixon'; msgArr[42] = '"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we\'ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek."

~Barack Obama'; msgArr[43] = '"If you\'re walking down the right path and you\'re willing to keep walking, eventually you\'ll make progress."

~Barack Obama'; msgArr[44] = '"The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife."

~Barack Obama'; msgArr[45] = '"We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent."

~Barack Obama'; msgArr[46] = '"You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt."

~Barack Obama'; msgArr[47] = '"Cruelty towards others is always also cruelty towards ourselves."

~Paul Tillich'; msgArr[48] = '"Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith."

~Paul Tillich'; msgArr[49] = '"Loneliness expresses the pain of being alone and solitude expresses the glory of being alone."

~Paul Tillich'; msgArr[50] = '"The first duty of love is to listen."

~Paul Tillich'; msgArr[51] = '"There is no love which does not become help."

~Paul Tillich'; msgArr[52] = '"A nickel ain\'t worth a dime anymore."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[53] = '"Always go to other people\'s funerals, otherwise they won\'t come to yours."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[54] = '"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[56] = '"Half the lies they tell about me aren\'t true."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[57] = '"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[58] = '"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[59] = '"I never said most of the things I said."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[60] = '"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[61] = '"I wish I had an answer to that because I\'m tired of answering that question."

~Yogi Berra'; msgArr[62] = '"You can\'t always get what you want."

~Rolling Stones'; msgArr[63] = '"There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!"'; msgArr[64] = '"There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have."'; msgArr[65] = '"It is so simple to be happy but it is so difficult to be simple."'; msgArr[66] = '"If you help others, you help yourself; you help make the world a better place."'; msgArr[67] = '"The show that fits one person, pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases."

~Carl Gustav Jung'; msgArr[68] = '"Happiness is not a destination. It is the attitude with which you choose to travel."

~Arit Desal'; msgArr[69] = '"Drop “if only” from your vocabulary."'; msgArr[70] = '"If you take a flower and really look at it, its your world for the moment."

~Georgia O\'Keefe'; msgArr[71] = '"Creativity means doing the unfamiliar, the breaking of new ground."

~Eleanor Roosevelt'; msgArr[72] = '"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else."

~Judy Garland'; msgArr[73] = '"Seek out the beauty in your immediate world and revel in it as often as possible."'; msgArr[74] = '"Even if it is a little thing, do something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it."

~Albert Schweitzer'; msgArr[75] = '"What would you attempt, if you knew you could not fail?"'; msgArr[76] = '"When you become senile, you won\'t know it."

~Bill Cosby'; msgArr[77] = '"Allow your experiences-good and bad-to nourish your spirit and give you strength."'; msgArr[78] = '"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

~Steven Wright '; msgArr[79] = '"Most of us will miss out on life’s big prizes; the Pulitzers, the Heismans, the Oscars. But we’re all eligible for a pat on the back, a kiss on the cheek, the thumb’s up sign."

~Barbara Johnson'; msgArr[80] = '"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

~Mark Twain'; msgArr[81] = '"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."

~John Lennon'; msgArr[82] = '"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."

~Mark Twain'; msgArr[83] = '"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."

~Steven Wright'; msgArr[84] = '"If you tell the truth you don\'t have to remember anything."

~Mark Twain'; msgArr[85] = '"Parents are not interested in justice, they\'re interested in peace and quiet."

~Bill Cosby'; msgArr[86] = '"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them."

~Mark Twain'; msgArr[87] = '"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

~Mark Twain'; msgArr[88] = '"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

~Mark Twain'; msgArr[89] = '"Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing."

~Mother Teresa'; msgArr[90] = '"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."

~Mother Teresa'; msgArr[91] = '"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."

~Mahatma Gandhi'; msgArr[92] = '"You must be the change you want to see in the world."

~Mahatma Gandhi'; msgArr[93] = '"Gray hair is God\'s graffiti."

~Bill Cosby'; msgArr[94] = '"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."

~Bill Cosby'; msgArr[95] = '"It isn\'t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that\'s beautiful."

~Bill Cosby'; msgArr[96] = '"Old is always fifteen years from now."

~Bill Cosby'; msgArr[97] = '"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I\'m afraid of widths."

~Steven Wright'; msgArr[98] = '"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you\'ll end up working for one."

~Bill Gates'; msgArr[99] = '"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans."

~John Lennon'; msgArr[100] = '"The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook."

~William James'; msgArr[101] = '"Whatever you are, be a good one."

~Abraham Lincoln'; msgArr[102] = '"DO not allow yourselves to be disheartened by any failures as long as you have done your best."

~Mother Teresa'; msgArr[103] = '"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity."

~Albert Einstein'; msgArr[104] = '"The foolish seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet."

~James Oppenheim'; msgArr[105] = '"Do not take life too seriously. you will never get out of it alive."

~Elbert Hubbard'; msgArr[106] = '"We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do."

~Mother Teresa'; msgArr[107] = '"No one is perfect...that\'s why pencils have erasers."

~Anonymous'; msgArr[108] = '"People , even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone."

~Audrey Hepburn'; msgArr[109] = '"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."

~Theodore Roosevelt'; msgArr[110] = '"How beautiful is it to do nothing, and the to rest afterward."

~Spanish Proverb'; msgArr[111] = '"Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson'; msgArr[112] = '"All great achievements require time."

~Maya Angelou'; msgArr[113] = '"Whether you think you can or think you can\'t, either way you\'re right."

~Henry Ford'; msgArr[114] = '"Wherever you go, go with all your heart."

~Confucius'; msgArr[115] = '"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."

~Robert Brault'; msgArr[116] = '"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."

~Confucius'; msgArr[117] = '"Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries."

~Sister Corita Kent'; msgArr[118] = '"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy."

~Anne Frank'; msgArr[119] = '"Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing is so gentle and true strength."

~St. Francis De Sales'; msgArr[120] = '"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."

~Ingrid Bergman'; msgArr[121] = '"If you don\'t like something, change it. If you can\'t change it, change your attitude. DOn\'t complain."

~Maya Angelou'; msgArr[122] = '"Adventure is worthwhile!"

~Amelia Earhart'; msgArr[123] = '"COurage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."

~Ambrose Redmoon'; msgArr[124] = '"Sometimes the cure for restlessness is rest."

~Colleen Wainwright'; msgArr[125] = '"If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."

~Robert Quillen'; msgArr[126] = '"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."

~Rita Mae Brown'; msgArr[127] = '"Once you choose hope, anything is possible."

~Christopher Reeve'; msgArr[128] = '"I can live for two months on a good compliment."

~Mark Twain'; msgArr[129] = '"Don\'t compromise yourself. You\'re all you\'ve got."

~Janis Joplin'; msgArr[130] = '"Don\'t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny."

~Kathryn Carpenter'; msgArr[131] = '"Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them."

~Hugh Miller'; msgArr[132] = '"In three words I can sum up everything I\'ve learned about life: it goes on."

~Robert Frost'; msgArr[133] = '"Remember that the future comes one day at a time."

~Dean Acheson'; msgArr[134] = '"You were born an original. Don\'t die a copy."

~John Mason'; msgArr[135] = '"Kindness is always fashionable."

~Amelia E. Barr'; msgArr[136] = '"It doesn\'t hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later."

~Lucimar Santos Lima'; msgArr[137] = '"We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world."

~Helen Keller'; msgArr[138] = '"Life is just one darned thing after another."

~Elbert Hubbard'; msgArr[139] = '"What we see depends mainly on what we look for."

~John Lubbock'; msgArr[140] = '"Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a heck of a lot better."

~Robert Redford'; msgArr[141] = '"I am a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it."

~Thomas Jefferson'; msgArr[142] = '"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

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